This may sound a little un-Politically Correct, but stay with me. With complete confidence I can say that Voodoo Academy is the gayest film I have ever seen. Now I am not trying to insult the movie (yet), nor am I trying to insult an entire sexual orientation. I just mean this movie is constantly on the verge of gay pornography. Its like it was meant to be a gay porn, but with all the porn scenes cut.
Half of the film consists of men wearing nothing but tight underwear and talking.. In fact I can hardly remember what else was in the film… Oh yeah, the plot.
A teenager (allegedly, I reckon he’s 26) comes to study at a religious school. Apparently the head of the school is some kind of religious guru, but he is soon discover that the school only exists to turn its members into ceremonial voodoo dolls!!
There is only one lady in this film, who from what I can tell is supposed to be a dominatrix type… However she’s not very intimidating, and the worst actor in the whole film.
Now back to the main point in the movie, the almost naked men. Its not just naked men… but they get drugged and then you see scenes that last far too long where they writhe about and touch themselves..
There is seriously not much else to say about this film. It’s good to watch and have a laugh with your friends, just make sure all of your male friends are confident about their sexuality first, one way or the other.
2/5
